La La Land tune ensures you’ll never get there

My friend sent me this link to a music video for Croatian pop princess Lana Jurčević’s La La Land as a joke because I have a habit of going ‘la la la’ whenever I can’t make out what he mumbles. It’s full of floppy ribbons, oversized shades, jaunty prancing, garish makeup, too many references to Alice in Wonderland, the worst use of rabbit masks we’ve ever seen — and it will almost guarantee that you will never get to said La La Land. Suffice to say that I’m already plotting my next revenge.

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Low Lai Chow travels light and is working on exercising demons from her past. Find out more about her at