Cat Food Breath is the moniker of a big-boned 17-pound Siamese cat with dense hair and a taste for sushi. It has its own blog and an equally hilarious Twitter account. Of how the kitty found its way to cyberspace: ‘I was online one day, trying to sell the dog on eBay, when I stumbled across Twitter. I was intrigued by the logo and signed up. I admit I first thought the site might be about bird snacks, but I found it was a great way to talk about me.’ It’s brilliant.