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Chocolate prescriptions by New Zealand’s Bloomsberry

New Zealand-based Bloomsberry carries a range of chocolate bars with witty packaging that anyone with any sort of problem would be glad to accept as a gift. There’s Bochox, for example, a 70% dark chocolate to address these pesky age-related wrinkles; the Marital Bliss chocolate that proclaims to be ’50% his 50% hers” but is anything but; and our favorite, the Girth Control “for control of these unexpected urges”.

The latter even comes with a suitable warning: “Do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this will aggravate your condition”. You don’t say.

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Low Lai Chow travels light and is working on exercising demons from her past. Find out more about her at lowlaichow.com.

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