by Low Lai Chow in New Food and Packaging on Wednesday 12 June 2013

New Zealand-based Bloomsberry carries a range of chocolate bars with witty packaging that anyone with any sort of problem would be glad to accept as a gift. There’s Bochox, for example, a 70% dark chocolate to address these pesky age-related wrinkles; the Marital Bliss chocolate that proclaims to be ’50% his 50% hers” but is anything but; and our favorite, the Girth Control “for control of these unexpected urges”.

The latter even comes with a suitable warning: “Do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this will aggravate your condition”. You don’t say.