Butcher boxer briefs
Now, now, now. These butcher briefs make it acceptable to treat hunks as chunks of meat. Somehow the dash-cut lines and numbered sections from butcher’s cut charts just make these underpants look extra classy. This fetching mashup by Top Chef Masters season 4 winner Chris Cosentino is not up for sale yet, but will be made by Betabrand soon.
While you’re at it, also check out the Gluttony Pants, also designed by Cosentino, which comes with multiple waist buttons for expanding waistlines. Nifty.