Christopher Walken: Scary even when he’s just cooking chicken
Christopher Walken just scares us. Even when he’s doing something as mundane as cooking chicken in a kitchen. Even when he’s scooping an unholy amount of salt into the chicken. Even when he’s mumbling with his mouth full of caramelized pear, “Mm! Very nice, perfect with the chicken.” When the dish is finally done, even the chicken — staked in an upright position — looks a bit like some animal sacrifice, only because Walken is standing right next to it.