Tactical BBQ apron

Gaming transforms lives. It can transform the way you barbeque corn cobs, for instance. The Call of Duty-inspired Tactical Apron has the word ‘Chef’ emblazoned behind it, and has a MOLLE system for anyone cooking up some grease to feel like he’s totally owning the BBQ pit.

Still, just in case you harbour larger ambitions beyond skewering and the such, ThinkGeek sensibly reminds you that “the Tactical Apron is not intended for use in combat against anything other than a grill or smoker” and “will not prevent injury from shrapnel, bullets, Pokemon, or other projectiles”. How did they read our minds?

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