OK, Mattel, we get it. Barbie is a doll of many trades. The American icon, which started way back in the 50s, needs to remain relevant in the 21st century. Unfortunately, many of the jobs she’s held down over the years are questionable. We can’t help sniggering over some of these, like Barbie the presidential candidate, Barbie the McDonald’s cashier, Barbie the Starfleet officer… most of all, though, Barbie as a dolphin trainer and cat burglar are just so wrong.