Hey kids, let’s go spider shopping! If you’re a leather-clad, head-banging metal fiend, your pet of choice is surely the tarantula. But if you want to go the extra mile, that tarantula must be … wait for it … the Poecilotheria Metallica, aka The Most Badass Pet Of All Time. And if its name isn’t ass-kickin’ enough, consider this: its colour scheme was evidently inspired by Metallica’s Ride The Lightning album. Shut up and take my money!