Are you the kind of vegan with a crazy violent chip on your shoulder? Are you out to prove to your friends that being vegan is the most hardcore decision one could possibly make? Then I think you’ll appreciate the New Vegan Black Metal Chef video. Our super tough, scary, black metal head host teaches us how to make delicious green beans with scary blades and lots of leather and studs. I’ve never been so disturbed by vegetables being chopped up.