Modern perfume: smell like whiskey, smell like paper, smell like tea

Tired of smelling like your girlfriend’s flower perfume every time you leave her house? Just splash on a dash of Whiskey Perfume. Ah yes, now you smell like a real man. Thanks to the ingenius creative minds at Commodity Goods, you can smell like whiskey, paper, tea, or some other strangely specific scent. And yes, we agree, your personal scent speaks a lot about you.