by Low Lai Chow in New Trends on Wednesday 3 April 2013

The Human-to-Cat Translator claims to be able to analyze any voice recording and convert most human languages into cat meows. The free version comes with 3 feline voices, which sounds like it’s enough to impress any house cat. Apparently the app comes bundled with over 175 samples from more than 25 cats, or ‘different kinds of meowing, bird sounds, mouse sounds, purring and one very angry kitty’. Still, use this at your cat’s peril: one guy left a review that said ‘These cat sounds all sound like you are harming cats, and my cat agrees. I think you gave him depression.’