A ridiculously easy way to learn Chinese fast

We’ll admit that we have a juvenile sense of humour. But, come on, how can you look at this handy list with phonetic translations of English phrases to, er, what looks Chinese — and not find it funny? We can vouch that the translations work just fine.

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