Now you can smell like dog poop or your gran’s dentures

Look what we just found on Etsy: realistic-looking dog poop soap you can lather up with, if only just so you can watch someone’s face when you say ‘I just washed up with dog poop’. If you’d rather clean yourself with something sensible and trusty like or, er, men fingers or Grandpa’s clenched-up dentures, be comforted that Howard’s Home, the Pittsburgh-based Etsy shop that carries the dog poop soap, has these too. Fun!

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