by Annie Churdar in Video on Monday 4 March 2013

Do you find yourself struggling to fight apathy, the desire to be vegan, and the need to put a mustache or bird on everything? Have you lost your drive? Are you chronically unhygienic? Do you have the urge to take frequent trips to the Apple store? Do you experience turrets-like symptoms of constantly babbling about bands no one has ever hear of? If you said “yes” to one or more of the above questions, then it might be time to talk to your doctor about Unpretentiousil.

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