Unpretentiousil: the cure for the common ‘HIPSTER’

Do you find yourself struggling to fight apathy, the desire to be vegan, and the need to put a mustache or bird on everything? Have you lost your drive? Are you chronically unhygienic? Do you have the urge to take frequent trips to the Apple store? Do you experience turrets-like symptoms of constantly babbling about bands no one has ever hear of? If you said “yes” to one or more of the above questions, then it might be time to talk to your doctor about Unpretentiousil.

Unpretentiousil has been clinically and scientifically proven to battle the symptoms of ‘Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation Response’ disorder, otherwise known as ‘HIPSTER’. It’s time to take control of your life again. It’s time to take Unpretentiousil.

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