Candy bar resume scores man a job

Redditor Elilanger’s friend Nicholas wanted to make sure his resume would stand out from the other resumes, so he sent a chocolate bar instead. The Resume Bar comes with a nutrition label on the packaging stating his qualities and abilities (‘copywriting’ made it to the list twice while ‘copyediting’ didn’t even make a single reference). The comments in response to this resume are hilarious, especially this one by Rydog: ‘Willy Wonka might hire you. I hear he’s got an opening for an oompa loompa.’

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