Warning! Love: Avoid danger of suffocation
We can’t be the only ones who randomly pick up a paperweight replica of Robert Indiana’s iconic LOVE sculpture at a store and find the fine print plastered at the back of it quite hilarious: ‘WARNING: TO AVOID DANGER OF SUFFOCATION KEEP AWAY FROM BABIES AND CHILDREN. DO NOT USE IN CRIBS, BEDS, CARRIAGES OR PLAYPENS. THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY’ — uh, sounds like love all right.