Darth Vader condom contains the message: I Will Not Be Your Father

Floating around on Tumblr: the Darth Vader condom with the rather officious ‘I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER!’ words on it. If the condom breaks, we can only imagine the kid should only rightfully be named Fluke Skywalker.

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