by Low Lai Chow in Video on Saturday 2 February 2013

Matthijs Vlot has done the ingenious by sampling Lance Armstrong’s confessional interview with Oprah Winfrey to create a spoken-word mashup of him lifelessly mouthing the words to Radiohead’s self-loathing anthem Creep. Probably no better candidate to, too. Bonus: the bit where he goes ‘Oprah, you’re so fucking special.’