Do you know that 1 out of every 1 baby born is beardless? Shocking! The folks at Ridiculo.us — the same guys who are organising a fake marathon for lazy runners in February — are running a campaign to end the epidemic of infant beardlessness. The cure is an iOS app that will let all parents digitally administer a beard to their babies suffering from the indignity of naked chins. Babies everywhere can now weep for joy.