Fuss-free way to get naked men and women into bed

This must be the easiest way we know to get naked men or women into bed: Vice Merchants’ 100% Egyptian cotton bed sheets. Featuring cowboys and divas illustrated in various states of undress and naughty poses, these are only raunchy when you actually pay attention and stare at them. You won’t lose any sleep with the lights off.

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