USB-powered tentacle does nothing but squirm? Too cool

Trust ThinkGeek to come up with the coolest gadgets. Once you plug in the tentacle into your USB port, it will come alive and squirm about… and that’s all. It won’t store data. It won’t open up some fancy phone app to let you dial through to the neighbourhood kraken. It just squirms about uncomfortably like all tentacles do. That much already makes it way too neat for us. We need this tentacle in our lives. Right. Now.

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