Armpit Sniffer: Is this the worst job ever?
Sniffologists; suckers for punishment … call them what you want, but, hey, someone’s gotta do it, right? I mean, if it wasn’t for the, erm, Armpit Sniffers of the world, our deodorants would all fail us and we wouldn’t want that, would we. No, no. So let’s all raise our collective arms to the heavens and thank all the sweat seekers out there. (Way) better you than me.