Now you can mace people in the face with your iPhone

Finally, a phone case that not only protects your phone, but goes on the offensive too and attacks people. Yes, the all-American Spraytect Pepper Spray Phone Case comes with a pepper spray cartridge that makes macing assailants in the face a breeze of a squeeze. What’s cool: you can probably snap a picture of your assailant’s WTF face as he gets maced. What’s not so cool: ruining your red velvet cupcake with your finger on the wrong button. You’ll just have to get your triggers right.

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