Tongue soap lets you lick yourself clean

You know how they say a cat’s mouth is really clean? This really doesn’t look like a cat’s tongue. It looks like it came from a human. Oh, snap. What did you say? That’s a soap? Well, okay, maybe what that means is that we can finally get down to cleaning ourselves all over like a cat with our new tongue soap. This is by Etsy seller Denise Mancusio, whose usual repertoire is of the sweet variety, like cake pops, pumpkin cream pies and swirl lollies.

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