As personal messages go, nothing beats a hand-written card. Sadly, the majority of cards are either a visual abomination beyond the Cosby sweater, or are twee enough to make Zooey Deschanel vomit organic stevia. Calligraphuck cards elevate swear words with ornate hand lettering and tactile letterpress. It’s like cursing in a top hat. $25 will pre-order you 4 different cards with envelopes and limited edition “fuckery” stickers including worldwide shipping. Funding ends September 4, so you better be quick. Printing by the fan-fucking-tastic Hungry Workshop.