by Low Lai Chow in Video on Saturday 30 June 2012

Would you believe us if we told you that Scottish designer Geoffrey Mann has, for some unfathomable reason, mashed up a scene of a dining table of classy china and crystal dinnerware cringing and retracting emotionally to the squabble between Kevin Spacey and Annette Bening from American Beauty? It’s true, and Spacey’s screams are available for sale as contorted plates. We would like a full dinnerware set to trick out our home, please.