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iLL Fortune Cookies with ridiculous messages

The universe must have heard us mentally groan one too many times at the sweepingly random lines we always find within these fortune cookies. So a company based in the California Bay area is now producing iLL fortune cookies with messages like ‘Sleep with one eye opened. The lemurs are coming’. to ‘Within one month you will be stabbed by a clown’.

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