If Stonehenge came with Ikea instructions

I have enough trouble assembling a side table from Ikea, let alone putting together one of the great mysteries of the world. Thanks to writer Justin Pollard and designers Stevyn Colgan and John Lloyd, that potentially arduous process has been dramatically simplified. Or not. Now, for a quick dash to my local outlet to pick up a set for the backyard.
Ikea stonehenge instructions (2)
Ikea stonehenge instructions (1)