Bacon Alarm Clocks; Bacon Soap; Bacon in the air. What’s left? Why, Baconlube, of course. That’s right. You can enhance your foreplay with the ‘world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil’. What began as an April Fool’s joke has, by popular demand, become a real product. And all for the sake of Keeping It Sizzlin’ in the bedroom.