Got expensive taste? Then this is the tee for you. Coffeehouse giant Starbucks joined forces with Nordstrom designer Alexander Wang to create a faux coffee-stained shirt that will set you back a mere $85. And this celebration of turning a morning mishap into dirty art and charging a mint for it is all in spirit of Starbucks’ 40th Anniversary. Seriously, for that kind of mula, one should just spill real coffee on their own tee. Or better yet, have the company pay you $85 to wear cloth advertising their business. Not the other way around.