by Simon Birch in New Music on Monday 22 August 2011

My favourite at the moment, from New Zealand, which also gave Lord of the Rings its set. That was the best thing about the film, which as far as I can make out, was about some midgets trying to offload a ring. Apparently it took them ages: three movies to be precise. And they had a really powerful wizard that could’ve done the job in about five minutes. But he didn’t. What a dick.