The Village Idiot in Maumee, Ohio
Seems like everywhere I go, someone says: ‘There’s nothinnngggg to dooo in Ohioooo’. Well, there is, kids. Now, I didn’t know there was anything to do in Maumee, Ohio. In fact, I’d never heard of it until I played at the Village Idiot there a few months ago and had one of the gooiest, chewiest, thin-crustiest, sausagiest pizzas I have ever had in my life.
Actually, I had two. That combined with the fact that pretty badass musicians (Bobby Bare Jr. is there quite often) play there makes the Village Idiot an excellent place to go in my eyes — and mouth and ears.