Honest Shopping Mall Maps
|It’s coming up to that time of year again, when suburbanites make their annual pilgrimage to the reat mecca of retail: the nearest shopping center. After reading this insiders guide to how to navigate them, the experience may be less … errr … tiresome this time around.
Tagged: college humor, funny shopping mall guide
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New York car space being sold for 1 million dollars
Only in New York? We think so, though those in Tokyo may disagree. According to that reputable news source, the UK’s Daily Mail, a ‘developer of a luxury condo building in New York City’s Greenwich Village has listed a parking spot for $1 million’. That’s right. And the spot only holds one car, measuring in at an underwhelming 12 feet by 23 feet. So is it even semi-reasonable to ask this much? The New York Post thinks not. They’ve determined that ‘driver would have to rack up a $115 illegal parking ticket every day for 24 years before reaching the cost of this luxury garage’. Ah, the joys of deep pockets.
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Ah, placebos. Where would we be without them? This Etsy user asked themselves the same question and came up with a sensible response. Introducing Placebo Max Strength: ‘proven to be as effective as the leading homeopathic treatment [for] … pain, depression and large variety of illnesses.
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