Acting on unprecedented demand for the product, and having overcome a cease and desist notice from the rather humourless people at the Pork Board, our friends at ThinkGeek have now made their infamous Canned Unicorn Meat available for sale. Why? Well, as they say: ‘Caviar is so 1980s. Unicorn is the sparkling, crunchy, savory meat of today’s elite’. A tasteful Christmas present perhaps?