Evil Misfortune Cookies
Be careful what you wish for. Or, in this case, what you open! Evil Fortune Cookies by Think Geek actually hate you. With a combination of rude, insulting and hilarious messages hidden inside, they come packaged in a ten pack take-out box to ruin your Chinese dinner nights. At the same time, the box is blank, encouraging all you heartless human beings to prank family and friends with a depressing fortune.