And I thought Croc clogs were wrong. Artist Kenny Kirschner created these Nipple Clogs as a cheeky way for woman to show off her assets. You’ll stop traffic and likely end up with an indecent exposure ticket when showing off these shoes. For the alternative girl, the shoe sports a silver ring through the nipple. For the more boobie-challenged, this is a fun way to show off some double D’s without going under the knife.