Anti-Zombie Night Table

The problem with firearms is that they work much better on the living than they do on the undead, since a breathing human will go down if you hit him anywhere in the torso — you have a much smaller target area on a zombie. This anti-zombie night table is a much better bet — you won’t run out of bullets, it won’t jam, and it’s much easier to make your effort count when you’re whacking skulls with a blunt object.