Anti-Zombie Night Table
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The problem with firearms is that they work much better on the living than they do on the undead, since a breathing human will go down if you hit him anywhere in the torso — you have a much smaller target area on a zombie. This anti-zombie night table is a much better bet — you won’t run out of bullets, it won’t jam, and it’s much easier to make your effort count when you’re whacking skulls with a blunt object.
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Tom Thursday 29 April 2010
The Bloggess found a fatal flaw in the design of this table. Although it might look good, having a nail sticking out of the floor in the middle of the night while you are trying to fend off zombies is a really bad idea:
http://thebloggess.com/?p=6703
Elaine Thursday 29 April 2010
That can be eliminated by giving the bat a wider or even square-shaped head, then turning it upside down so it balances on its own without a base. Or, build a nest of legs as the base, a la victorian hatstands.
Irfan Friday 3 September 2010
I wouldn’t call it a “fatal flaw”. Unless you get a really bad infection from stepping on the screw! but better a slight limp for a few days than having your brains eaten out! Plus a shot of bactine works wonders, eh?!
Ohai7564 Friday 25 November 2011
That is awesome, an only anti-zombie weapon that cannot run out of ammo and shield. I will take this anti-zombie night table if I have to kill zombies.