by Allan Soutaris in Video on Thursday 17 December 2009

So I scoured the internet in search of an answer to this question: Who or what is Chris Dane Owens? And I found these choice quotes, instead: 1. It will take me hours to recover from the disorientation this video has induced. It’s like it’s 1985 all over again. In Narnia.

2. What you need to know is that Mr. Owens will live forever — until the dragons rule the earth again (or the first time, whatever )— and that you are going to watch this video more times than you can imagine. You may dream of this video, but the dream won’t be as good because it won’t be this video. 3. What if someone you were dating sent you a link to that video with the lone note, ‘Makes me think of us?’ Wait! That wasn’t good enough? Apparently this is only the first in a trilogy of ‘romantic fantasy music videos’. Now you can dream of all three romantic fantasy videos, but the dream won’t be as…