Boy, oh boy. You need to have some serious cred to pull off one of these. You probably live in Williamsburg, and you’re probably a DJ. You’re making a thousand people jealous each day: the ladies swarm around you, all the kool kats want to be you. The elderly might think you’re off the rails, but who cares? Fifty years down the line, when you show your grandkids how you rocked the mop back in the day, there’ll be high-fives all round.