A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
There is a strange voyeuristic pleasure in watching an incompetent and unenthusiastic loser trawl through the detritus that is his love life. The fact that Chris Waitt eventually made this film indicates that he’s not quite as useless as he makes out, but watching as doors slam and phones are slammed in his ear is both cringe-worthy and extremely entertaining. Part of the way through Chris chooses to pursue laughs instead of trying to figure out what has gone wrong with all his past relationships, which does make for some hilarious moments but means the question that instigates his journey is forgotten for a while. It all ties together well in the end though and through being so honest and recording the most uncomfortable and personal of experiences, including visits to a dominatrix, sexual therapist and disastrous dates, the film is honest and personal in a way that few documentaries ever are.
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One very angry and unstoppable man wages war against drugs and malt liquor. A take-off of the old blaxploitation films, this is parody at its best, with many knowing nods to camera and hilarious moments involving clichés taken to their extremes. There’s the Asian kung-fu master, pimps and orphans hooked on heroin. It all begins with Black Dynamite being spurned on his quest for blood after his brother’s brutal murder, and then pushed further for the love of a good woman. There are hoes and guns, along with catchphrases and great one-liners. See it.
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I came across the Dongzhong cave school, which is situated in a Miao village within the Ziyun county, while watching a fascinating BBC documentary series about China the other night. The school, which was built in 1984 and caters for just under 200 students, is considered to be ‘a teaching branch for nearby resident units’. It looks stunning in its ornate beauty, and it must be one hell of a stimulating environment in which to learn. Read more
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I really don’t understand cat haters. Most of them claim that our feline companions are aloof and distant, graceful and mysterious to a fault. In my opinion, cats are just as goofy as dogs, which is why any documentation of them acting like spazzes makes me chuckle uncontrollably. Read more
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Bajingo said | 10 November, 2008
I enjoyed some of it, but the movie was so obviously a setup/fake in so many ways.