I really don’t understand cat haters. Most of them claim that our feline companions are aloof and distant, graceful and mysterious to a fault. In my opinion, cats are just as goofy as dogs, which is why any documentation of them acting like spazzes makes me chuckle uncontrollably. Blender Defender is the website of a guy who rigged up a flashing light and a blender to scare the crap out of his cat every time he gets up onto a counter he isn’t supposed to be on. It may sound cruel, but it’s no different than an electric collar on a dog, and the cat isn’t harmed in any way. It’s just hilarious.