My Beautiful Mommy
Mother’s Day is coming up. If you’re still at a loss for what to give the person who gave birth to you, maybe Dr. Michael Salzhauer can help. Dr. Salzhauer is a plastic surgeon, you see, and this May 11th, his first children’s book is set to hit the stores. The book is about a mother who explains to her young daughter that she wants to get cosmetic surgery to make her “prettier.” The moral of the story is: why be contented with your mommy as she is when you can have a mommy with bigger boobs?
Tagged: books, childrens books
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Em said | 19 April, 2008
bizarre. And why is the Doctor so buff?
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adam said | 18 April, 2008
awful artwork :s