by Julia Hennock in New Products on Tuesday 5 February 2008

Are you staring at my retainer? I hope so, it’s solid gold and it’s hanging around my neck like nerd bling. (Slightly) cheaper than the real thing, wearing this retainer will leave a trail of lusty metal-mouthed tweens in your wake. Complete your collection with platinum Clearasil tube earrings and a training bra ring.